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Dad, tell me again about otters.
Well, they're like ferrets who live in water.
Wow! What about gophers?
They're like ferrets who live in holes in the ground.
(exasperated) Can you please ask about an animal that's not like a damned ferret?
Um, okay... what about whales?
A whale is like a big hairless ferret that lives in the ocean. It's as big as a hundred thousand ferrets!
- Josh Sager and Jerome Simpson The Wastelanders