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Marky Boy
Dad, tell me again about otters.
Warren
Well, they're like ferrets who live in water.
Marky Boy
Wow! What about gophers?
Warren
They're like ferrets who live in holes in the ground.
Granny
(exasperated) Can you please ask about an animal that's not like a damned ferret?
Marky Boy
Um, okay... what about whales?
Warren
A whale is like a big hairless ferret that lives in the ocean. It's as big as a hundred thousand ferrets!
- Josh Sager and Jerome Simpson
The Wastelanders, Pilot